Jul 232013
Ask me if I give a shit.

Ask me if I give a shit.

Capt. Fritter

  5 Responses to “So, A Future King Is Born To The Royal Family…”

  1. you’re a bitter scuddery old war horse with the black soul of a pirate. a captain of the free seas.
    i don’t know why i love you but i do.
    like a brother of course you idiot.
    i’m not about to wind up like all your other wimmin’ … sleeping in the deep.

    • I can trace my family name back to the muster roles of the Pennsylvania Militia in the late 1700’s. I’m guessing they, having starved, froze, lived in the mud, and died to create this country, would not give a rodents posterior about the birth of another prince to a family of relics who’s time has long since past.
      C. F.

  2. and my ancestors fought right along with them for your right to say all that.

    • and i’m sorry i called you an idiot. uncalled for really.
      overcompensation for not sounding too mushy to a pirate captain of the conch republic fritter.

  3. The folks who care about the royal wedding/ birth are the same people who care about reality tv and the kardashian whore. It’s the dumbing down of the world. The fact that it was the top story on my local news reiterates the stupidity of the masses. Seriously though, what powers do these “royals” have, other then ribbon cutting duty on construction projects ? Regardless, the only respect they deserve is the same as every other human being- none more.