Along Crack St. from Whore Ave. to Bum Alley are signs posted stating that there is to be no parking on the 1st. Thursday so that the street cleaning machine can roll through and stir up the dust. To enforce said law, a convoy of tow trucks with an armed deputy escort, complete with sirens and flashing lights comes through ahead of the sweeper and steals any vehicle that happens to still be parked there. A rather heavy handed show of force over a fairly minor and useless endeavor. But there is a profit motive here. Towing fees. Impound fees. Fines. Court costs.
I’ll stick to walking.