I’ve notice something rather odd lately. Everywhere I go on Maui I see jeeps. Lots of jeeps. But not just regular everyday jeeps. Most of these said jeeps are late model 4 door Wranglers in white with black tops. They are all over the place. One day I must have counted 3 dozen. Just driving around like regular jeeps.
It’s rather strange. I’m not sure what it may mean. Are they rentals? Do people on the island have a strange fetish for white jeeps? They don’t appear to be of any official type vehicles. Or maybe they just want us to think they are not official. Mayhaps they are actually from some super secret government agency, spreading out and waiting until the turd sandwich or the giant douche takes over the country next month. Then they will spring into action, hosing down the great unwashed with mind control rays, forcing us all into concentration camps to do the bidding of our corporate overlords.
Or maybe there are just a lot of white jeeps on the island.