Jun 122017

See this?

No, they do not taste like Key Lime Pie.  Not even close.  Do not waste your money.

The safety warning?

It’s for the son of bitch who works at Nabisco what came up with the insane idea to create this blasphemy.

For your safety asshole, don’t ever come to Key West.

Those of us who appreciate what a work of culinary art Key Lime Pie is will unleash our wrath upon thee.

Capt. Fritter

  3 Responses to “Safety Warning!…”

  1. Thanks for the warning. You probably saved my Dave from spending money on these in hope.

  2. Really? They thought it was possible to replicate such a delicious piece of heaven in a little cookie that came from a mass production line? Sheesh