
Capt. Fritter
Haven’t been feeling particularly motivated since yesterday to write anything and nothing I write now would seem very appropriate. Tempting as it is to comment on the events, I figger there are enough assholes out there flapping their gums and burning up electrons, no sense in me adding to the noise. Be back at it [...]

If you are a man about my age or so, you will be sad to here that today we lost a very special girlfriend today… This one… Annette Funicello died today from complications of long fight with multiple sclerosis. For you young’un’s with no clue, Annette was the face of Disney and the heart throb [...]

If you happen to be a Star Trek buff you might remember a famous episode from the original tv series called, “City On The Edge Of Tomorrow“. It is considered to be one of the better episodes of that old show and a fan favorite. The gist of the plot is so, (and if you [...]

Ya gotta admit, as whacky as religions get sometimes, it must have took a really good imagination, or some killer drugs, to come with as bizarre a holiday as Easter. You got: Backstabbing by close friends. Dinner where the main course is human flesh with blood. Arrest and torture. More torture. Sham trial. Than hang [...]
When I was a kid, the sciences were heavily promoted in school. Everyone knew the name of every astronaut. The entire country and sometimes the entire planet stopped to watch every launch, every landing, and treated these people like the heroes and explorers that they are. Now, from what I can see, most kids come [...]
Once a year, all my ex-girlfriends get together to talk about me. Capt. Fritter
Pretty much the way I feel about this bullshit “holiday”. Capt. Fritter But I ain’t bitter. A little tart perhaps, but not bitter. Some little old lady asked me if I was going to take my sweetheart out for a Valentines Day dinner. I said, “I just buried her yesterday.” She said, “Oh, I’m so [...]
Today is international Darwin Day. It’s the 204 th birthday of the man who revolutionized our understandings of science, biology, and how life formed and continues to evolve on this planet. So go grab a copy of “Origin Of Species” and give it to your favorite creationist as gift, to celebrate the day. Capt. Fritter

That’s right folks. Der PopenFührer is calling it a career. That creepy old bastard will be stepping down to let the next creepy old bastard take the reins of the largest and most powerful criminal organization on the planet. You gotta give the him credit for ambition though. Schooled in the Hitler youth, he managed [...]