Nov 132016

Enough with all the election bullshit.  Time to move on to more important matters. I’ve begun the process of making Hawaii my permanent residence.  It’s going to take a few more months to complete, mainly due to logistics and tax purposes, but by the spring, if all goes right, and the new government does not […]

Oct 072016
It's Looking Pretty Bad...

Mass evacuations, long lines at gas stations, empty shelves in the stores, shootings, panic in the streets.  But hey, enough about the upcoming elections, there is a hurricane hitting Florida right now. As of this posting, Matthew has just about crossed the Bahamas and is rolling up the east coast of Florida.  It may or […]

Oct 042016

Even though I’m half way around the world from this storm, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention it and how dangerous it’s about to get. As of this posting Matthew was crossing western Cuba and heading for the Bahamas.  From there, all forecasts appear to have it run up real close along the east coast […]

Jul 302016

It’s still relatively warm up here and even the rain has been sporadic, leading many to claim this area is in a drought situation.  Not seeing it but it gives the weather bunnies something to talk about.  It’s only the end of July now but if one were to take a stroll through some of […]

Mar 012016

I’m on my third and final week at my friend’s house here in Orlando.  It’s been a relaxing stay allowing me to wind down from the bullshit I left at the trailer trash hilton.  I’ve been able to get the book published, get some semblance of cash flow, and generally just not worry too much […]

Digital Nomad: Always Looking For Options…

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Sep 062015

One of the things I have been trying to do, with no success, is trade off some webwork in exchange for some sort of living arrangement.  Build a website, build an app, computer consulting, things of that sort, hopefully in exchange for some small habitat for a short term period.  Recently I ran an ad proposing […]

May 162015

I’m sitting around playing on the computatater as I usually do these days, fiddling about here and there, when I suddenly noticed something.  Somewhere in mid fiddle, I found myself looking at boat ads…for like an hour.  Nothing special, just perusing what’s for sale here and there about the state.  There are a few nice 22′ […]

Aug 092013
An Honest To Goodness Mermaid...

I’ve heard rumors of mermaids in the Key’s but I’ve never met one until today.  Meet Nikki, the mermaid.  She is in town doing a photo and video shoot for an upcoming project through a local video photographer, The Mermaid Hunter.  The shoot will be done underwater and feature Nikki doing some free diving on […]

The Other Side Of Mini Season…

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Jul 242013

As you are probably reading this, thousands of divers, snorkelers, and those with a death wish are currently frolicking about the waters of the Florida Keys in search of lobsters.  As I mentioned earlier, it’s the Mini Lobster Season once again.  But despite the millions of dollars that will drop into the coffers of the […]

Jul 062013

I mentioned in passing recently about the impending overhaul of flood insurance for homes in flood prone areas, which is pretty much all of the Keys.  Here is a good follow up article that appeared in today’s Keynoter: Protests Mount Over Rate Hikes When these new rates go into effect, most people who own a […]

Every Action Has A Reaction…

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Jul 042013

And in this case, the reaction weren’t pretty.  Yesterday, once again I was perched on the porch of the old bait house, frittering my time away on the computater, when an interesting scene unfolded, very much different from when the nice couple puttered in the other day on their sailboat to get fuel. As I […]

Jul 022013

Found this interesting article on Yahoo today. Florida Keys Prepare For Sea Rise And yes, that picture showing Duval underwater was taken but 2 months ago.  That is a very common scene when we have a lot of rain and high tides.  The store fronts have to throw up sandbags to keep the water out […]

Mar 302013

According to a latest report, Key’s residents are healthier, skinnier, but we drink and smoke too much.  Our air cleaner, water less polluted, and as a highlight, the Key’s have fewer fast food joints.  Interesting side fact, there are more liquor and tobacco licenses here than any other county in Florida.  My only question:  where […]

Mar 282013

Seems that many of you believe I should just sell the boat, pack up the cats, and head west…real far west…to the land of pineapples and grass skirts.  Namely, Hawaii.  Well, works for me!  But not yet. Firstly, let me clarify a few things.  For all my grumbling about the cold, cold winter we have […]

Jan 082013

A fan of this here blog who recently had the wisdom to purchase my exciting-breathtaking-on the edge of your seat ebook about moving to the Florida Keys asked me a few questions regarding owning a rv lot here in the Keys.  So for the benefit of all, let me give out some answers on said […]

Jan 062013

Yeah, it really is as bad as you think. Age, looks, race, sex, we got it all. But wait! There’s more! The old adage is, working in the Keys is a tropical depression. Low wages, long hours, few benefits, and even fewer choices. The Keys ain’t a hotbed of income opportunities if you chose to […]

Sep 282012
Moving to the Keys?  Here are some tips...

Erin, from someplace in the hinterlands way up north, sent a nice comment in today about the blog.  She also mentioned that her and her husband are planning on selling most everything and moving to the Keys in the next few years.  Well, I’ve covered this subject quite a bit over the last year and […]